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With Turkey Day coming up tomorrow, I figured I’d give you my predictions a bit more rapid-fire this week so you can spend some time with your families. To accomplish this, I’m going to limit myself to only using haikus to predict this week’s games.

 

Thanksgiving Games

Bears @ Lions 11:30 AM (CBS)

Bieber’s song soared high,
Last Lions win, Thanksgiving,
Bears fall—roar reigns loud.

Prediction: 30-17 Lions

 

Giants @ Cowboys 3:30 PM (FOX)

Rush rides tall in awe,
Cowboys ponder Prescott’s worth,
Giants’ tank rolls on.

Prediction: 20-13 Cowboys 

 

Dolphins @ Packers 7:20 PM (NBC/Peacock) 

Frozen Lambeau waits,
Dolphins’ hopes ride icy winds,
Win, and storms will calm.

Prediction: 24-20 Packers

 

Black Friday Game: Raiders @ Chiefs 2:00 PM (Prime)

Chiefs win, yet still drag,
Raiders lost in shattered plans,
Easy? Never so.

Prediction: 27-20 Chiefs

 

Sunday Noon Window

Cardinals @ Vikings (FOX)

Cardinals’ wings clipped,
Vikings’ streak aims for five,
Playoff paths converge.

Prediction: 24-21 Vikings

 

Chargers @ Falcons (CBS)

Chargers fall short still,
Harbaugh’s swift rise earns respect,
Falcons chase the clock.

Prediction: 23-21 Chargers

 

Steelers @ Bengals (CBS)

Steelers’ streak now snapped,
Bengals cling to faintest hope,
Rivals’ fate at stake.

Prediction: 20-17 Steelers

 

Colts @ Patriots (CBS)

Colts fall, Lions prowl,
Patriots sink in defeat,
Win out—playoff dreams.

Prediction: 25-17 Colts 

 

Seahawks @ Jets (FOX)

Jets’ hopes blown away,
Rodgers’ time fades to whispers,
Seahawks soar, firm grasp.

Prediction: 23-14 Seahawks

 

Titans @ Commanders (CBS)

Titans find their spark,
Commanders tread shaky ground,
Season hangs by threads.

Prediction: 20-17 Commanders

 

Texans @ Jaguars (FOX)

South’s chaos persists,
Texans seek calm, Jags endure,
Rebuild looms ahead.

Prediction: 26-20 Jaguars 

 

Sunday Afternoon Window

Rams @ Saints (FOX)

Rams regroup, eyes set,
Saints hope for a late revival,
Playoff dreams on line.

Prediction: 24-22 Rams 

 

Buccaneers @ Panthers (FOX)

Young shines, but in vain,
Bucs’ swagger returns with force,
Panthers seek to spoil.

Prediction: 28-20 Buccaneers

 

Eagles @ Ravens (CBS)

Barkley meets Henry,
MVP cases collide,
Can Ravens hold firm?

Prediction: 28-24 Eagles

 

Sunday Night Football: 49ers @ Bills 7:20 PM (NBC/Peacock)

49ers’ hopes fade,
Purdy must lead through the storm,
Bills charge for top seed.

Prediction: 27-23 Bills 

 

Monday Night Football: Browns @ Broncos 7:15 (ESPN)

Broncos thrive on weakness,
Browns ride high on Winston’s arm,
Upset looms in the air.

Prediction: 23-21 Browns

 

Overall Record: 121-58 (Last Week 8-5)